Television bothers me. The first questtion in this quiz about parenting is what "TV mother" the parent aspires to be most like. I haven't even heard of one of them, but I'm fairly sure that just abpout everyone who's actually taken the test probably has. There's just something perverse going on when real mothers are expected to emulate the fake ones on TV.
What do we end up with? 6,340,000 OGMA hits for sites dedicated, in their entirety, to Fake children.